This is Joe everybody. Say hi to Joe. "HI JOE!!!" Now Joe is a squirrel as you can see, but he is no ordinary squirrel. No, this is G.I. Joe the squirrel, recently sent out to fight the chipmunk army. Joe has been recently outfitted by the a tree in his nearby home grove. He has a helmet made from the top of an acorn and a newly designed stick for battle, seen over his right shoulder. Joe and his other squirrel friends have gotten into an argument over an acorn stash that was discovered lately. Both the squirrels and the chipmunks claim that the stash is theirs and was clearly established long before the other found it. In an effort to confront the chipmunks, the squirrels have mounted up and prepared to take the stash by force.Welcome to Iraq. As you know there has been a recent surge in United States troops in an effort to confront insurgent forces around the cities and provinces of Iraq. The troops were seeing significantly better results and less attacks by guerilla forces of the Middle East. However, lately there have been new militia around town. These seemingly nice furry fellows have been outfitted with sighted RPGs and kevlar helmets. Believe it or not, we need more troops to counteract the newest age of terrorism: G.I. Squirrels! Please send a letter of support of a new surge to your local senator or congressman. This is not a question of partisan support, but rather of a nation and people in need. The lives of many Iraqis and American forces heavily rely on the stoppage of the Squirrel Militia. Thank you for your support.
1 comment:
This picture was very cute!! I love how you wrote as if you were talking to someone and not an actually paper. I really like how you tell his "lifes story". It gave it a personal touch! You kind of made it seem like the squirel was real and that it is a person, so i think that was sort of confusing. But overall it was very funny and cute and i enjoyed reading it!
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