Thank you for your inquiry about our newest product. This is the EggWhiter 3000Z, a revolutionary new invention from StupidThingys Inc. This product has been in research and development for over five years and has recently been put in the marketplace. It is the most current verison yet. It features and open top where you dispense the cracked inside of your egg. The EggWhiter keeps the yolk inside the head, simulating a brain-like substance. It allows the egg whites to flow out the "nose" of the product, and into your perfectly prepared healthy omelet. Although many think it is disgusting to look at, it is quite honestly one of the most practical utensils in your kitchen. It helps you stay healthy by creating meals with only egg whites, the healthiest part. It also provides for conversation at the table and with guests. The EggWhiter 3000Z retails at $14.99, but you can get it today for your low price of $9.99 (plus S&H). Call 1-800-4-WHITER for your's today. CALL NOW!!!!! And, if you call in the next 1/2 second, we'll send you an additional EggWhiter 3000Z for FREE! Call 1-800-4-WHITER now!Wednesday, October 22, 2008
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Thank you for your inquiry about our newest product. This is the EggWhiter 3000Z, a revolutionary new invention from StupidThingys Inc. This product has been in research and development for over five years and has recently been put in the marketplace. It is the most current verison yet. It features and open top where you dispense the cracked inside of your egg. The EggWhiter keeps the yolk inside the head, simulating a brain-like substance. It allows the egg whites to flow out the "nose" of the product, and into your perfectly prepared healthy omelet. Although many think it is disgusting to look at, it is quite honestly one of the most practical utensils in your kitchen. It helps you stay healthy by creating meals with only egg whites, the healthiest part. It also provides for conversation at the table and with guests. The EggWhiter 3000Z retails at $14.99, but you can get it today for your low price of $9.99 (plus S&H). Call 1-800-4-WHITER for your's today. CALL NOW!!!!! And, if you call in the next 1/2 second, we'll send you an additional EggWhiter 3000Z for FREE! Call 1-800-4-WHITER now!
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Wow! This is quite the product. Who would of thought of a HUMAN HEAD to get rid of egg yolks? This product is genius. This advertisement really pictured an image in my head of an actual advertisement you would see on television. Adding the additional EggWhiter 3000Z is exactly what an ad on tv would do. This product is a bit disturbing, but in my eyes, if the product works, then why not give it a try! I think I might actually have to get me one of them!
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