Tuesday, October 28, 2008

#5

There is a new beast taking over the earth as the newest favorite family pet. This new creature is called a hawggy. It has characteristics of many different animals, but most usually come from a hawk or a piggy. Often nicknamed "The Flying Bacon," this is one of the coolest hybrid pets ever. Although greasy, the hawggy does not shed or leave spots behind. They are hypoalergenic, perfect for any and all families. As far as a hawggy's diet goes, they are fond of corn feed and mice. Their ideal meal would be a festively plump, corn-fed farm mouse. The pet has a very calm, mild temper and loves to just relax. They have the ability to go on walks and often take flight. This gives an opportunity to the owner to not have to carry the weight of the leash. This may be beneficial for older owners who are more frail and less likely to be able to bear this great weight. The hawggy is also very friendly to guests. Since it is so friendly, everyone loves it and wants their very own. This is extremely helpful to hawggy breeders and investors.

1 comment:

qb1991 said...

To be perfectly honest, I am not wowed by the spectacle of a hawgy! lol They sound kind of disgusting. The hawk part is pretty awesome, but the pig part does not fly with me. I like semi-clean pets, not pigs. The mouse feeding would not be a very fun experience for me to go through. And would we have to feed it out of a trough? It would be nice for those who are more frail and older of age. I believe I'll have to stick with a hair shedding dog.